Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Live to tell the tail.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling