What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!