What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Live to tell the tail.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”