What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
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