What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Live to tell the tail.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
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