Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.