The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.