What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.