How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.