What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage?
It got cold feet
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
King Arthur's Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down!
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic?
The strength of the communion wine.
If someone else would have invented the airplane, it wouldn't have been Wright.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
What's a freezer's favorite time period?
The ice age!
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What do you do with a dead geologists?
Barium
What happens when you look up geology jokes? You know you've hit rock bottom!
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Why do microwaves always mess up wifi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Engineers like to Solve Problems but...
If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
What do Alfred the Great and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
Their middle name.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
A rockstar!
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
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