What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.