What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!