What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.