What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!