What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!