Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
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