What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.