How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
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