Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
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