They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
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