You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
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