Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Are you squiding me right now?
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Rock was magma before it was cool.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
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