There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Shell yeah.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Whale, hello there.
Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.
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