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The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
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