Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Shell yeah.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Feeling fintastic.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
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