They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
I can sea clearly now.
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
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