What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
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