What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
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