What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Avoid pier pressure.
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
"Wow!" I say. "It's climate change!"
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
Tis the sea-sun.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
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