What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Tropic like it's hot.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
I'm no longer covered.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
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