What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
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