What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
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