What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"