There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Girls just wanna have sun.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I can sea clearly now.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
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