How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
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