If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
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