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What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
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