You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
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