What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
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