What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
I'm no longer covered.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Why don't people ever talk about the fear of roses? Because it's a thorny issue!
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
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