The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Beach you to it.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
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