What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What did the husband say when his wife told him he bought the wrong flowers?
"Oopsie daisy!"
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
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