A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
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