There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
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