The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Salty but sweet.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
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