Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
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