I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
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