You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Salty but sweet.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Feeling fintastic.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
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