How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Tis the sea-sun.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
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