The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Don't get tide down.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
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