What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
Tis the sea-sun.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
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