How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Beach you to it.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
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