Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
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