How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
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