How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
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