When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
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