What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
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