What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
Live to tell the tail.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why do some zombies only eat the rich?
They are in the mood for something gore-met.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
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