What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
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