What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Live to tell the tail.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Come witch me to the party.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
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