Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
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