Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!