What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Live to tell the tail.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Witch you were here.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
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