Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why was Van Helsing so dedicated to killing Count Dracula?
Because he staked his whole reputation on it!
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
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