Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Live to tell the tail.
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
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