The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Why do zombies only date intelligent women?
They just love a woman with brains.
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
Go to BabaMail
