Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
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