What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
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