Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Come witch me to the party.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
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