What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
Vampires make awful businessmen. They just can't deal with the stakeholders.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
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