What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
Werewolves love their fast food.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
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