In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
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