What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
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