Insults for Short PeopleJoke Generator

Use these hilarious insults to annoy your short friends. Also includes snappy comebacks.

Let's go. I will give you a ride. Hop into my pocket.
You’ve never been on a rollercoaster and I can see why.
“The best things come in small packages.”
Coming down the stairs must feel like skydiving for you.
“I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesomeness.”
I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
Fighting you would be animal cruelty.
You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
Jump up 10 times each morning it would help you elongate yourself.
Your mom is so short she could ride a Doberman as a pony.
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
Must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day.
“I’m a little closer to hell, and I won’t hesitate to bring it out. So, back off!”
Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I heard short people hear what the ancestors are saying since they are so close to the ground.
At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
People tend to hug your head more than your body.
Hey snow white called and asked when you were coming home.
Wearing heels almost makes you the same size as other people on the face of earth.
You can crawl into tight spaces like all those little rodents. You should consider it your super power.
You’re so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Why should you not hire short people as chefs? Because the steaks are too high.
You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!
Do you know your head would make the absolute best armrest?
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.
You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
Why can short people not get depressed? They are always looking up!
Kissing: either you have to tiptoe, or the other person has to kneel.
When you sneeze, your head hits the ground.
Have you heard about those self-driving cars? It turns out it was just a bunch of short people driving around.
You are so short, you can play handball on the curb.
“You call it short, but I call it down-to-earth. “
You are the literal definition of down-to-earth.
Look straight into my eyes. Hold in, let me get a step ladder.
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
You are so small you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
The only difference between short people and gnomes is their ability to speak.
Just played miniature golf with a dwarf, but he just called it golf.
Short people tend to get angry quickly because they are so close to the ground their anger does not dissipate quickly.
You're so short that you could sit on a dime and swing your legs.
You are so small you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
When you fall, no one notices.
You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
Why do short people have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table.
You are so small you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You look like you still have a lot of growing up to do.
You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
You must have been the same height, shoe, and clothing size since you were in 6th grade.
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