The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.